One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, FLOOR!

This was my day: a computer one might be tempted to throw out a window. Ex-husband (does more need to be said?). An attorney who no longer says hello when he calls me, but instead says "Hey lady!". Boyfriend turned friend attempted to pick a fight. A visit to the city's Parks and Rec department which implies that this year I will be a Hockey Mom. An impromptu trip to the movie theatre to see the new "Zoro" so that on the way home my youngest and oldest could fight, make me furious to the point where EVERYONE was told to shut thier mouths and not say one more word OR ELSE, and we could all ride home in silence. My ten year old put himself to bed, all the while pouting and trying to make me feel guilty. Which I didn't.

Reflections on my day: computers are easy - they can be fixed or replaced. Ex-husbands are better avoided. I've had too long a relationship with my attorney. Hockey is an expensive sport and the ice rink is cold, but if it will build my son's confidence, I'll tough it out. Mr. Boyfriend: We all have needs. I would like to be Zoro's wife. My children: As mad as I get, I enjoy and love you to bits - I will miss you when you are grown. Pouting is not attractive in men or boys, but it sure is funny when either does it.